question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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