I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
not ubering you a puppy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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