i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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