nut hugger
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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