I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Randomize
