I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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