Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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