she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
