So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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