It's just like the Real World with babies
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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