2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?