I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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