Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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