I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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