i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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