Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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