Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Someone signed my nipple.
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