Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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