At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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