Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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