My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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