that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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