i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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