Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
its not stalking. its research.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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