its not stalking. its research.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
