dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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