just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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