I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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