great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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