seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
