She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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