I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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