She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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