whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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