But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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