It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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