doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
