Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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