Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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