Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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