You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize