Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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