Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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