hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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