You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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