Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
zippers are such a cool invention
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
