dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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