Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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