why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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