Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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