theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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