I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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