I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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