Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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