There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
