someone get that fucking seahorse.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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