do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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