I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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